Dr. Grordbort's : Universal Gun Stand

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Availability:

Shipping March/April 2010

Dimensions:

0.8" x 6.3" x 5.5" (H x W x D)
2 cm x 16 cm x 14 cm

Weight:

7.1lbs (3.2 Kg)

Cast from 100% pure Tremontium (tastes and smells a bit like metal in our atmosphere), Grordbort Industries' Universal Gun Stand is an absolute necessity in polite society.

We regret to admit that its conception was prompted by popular demand - something we normally address with loathing and contempt and generally treat with a fair measure of ignore.

Firstly - it seems not all armed gentry has sufficient mantle-piece acreage to house a growing collection of raygun transportation cases. We've been gently nudged with the business end of a thrusk tusk by several esteemed customers until we contrived something size-wise more suburbanesque.

Secondly - many a gentleman has been openly frowned-at (the nerve!) for resting still-smoldering wave oscillation contraputronica on the Louis XV, leaving the charred remains beyond restorability to intended form and purpose.

And as the saying goes - "three steps behind every successful sportsman trots a reasonably contented consort." Dr. Grordbort therefore sees it as his personal quest to remove any obstacles to a harmonious co-existence with these individuals of the unmistakably fairer, but ironically also completely unfair sex.

Pre-order your Universal Gun Stands now, and we will ship them with an assortment of fitment rods to ensure its compatibility with the entire catalogue of Dr Grordbort's full-size ray handguns, namely:

• The F.M.O.M. Industries Wave Disrupter Gun
• The Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector
• The Manmelter 3600zx Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol
• The Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol

as well as with the latest light-weight and super-wieldable Righteous Bison Indivisible Particle Smasher announced recently.

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