Dr. Grordbort's : Universal Gun Stand
- F.M.O.M. INDUSTRIES Wave Disrupter Gun
- Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector
- ManMelter 3600ZX Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol
- Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol
- The Righteous Bison - Indivisible Particle Smasher
- Manmelter 3600ZX - Miniature Edition
- The Unnatural Selector - Ray Blunderbuss
- Goliathon 83 - Miniature Version
- Moon Mistress Limited Edition Print
- The Saturn 17 Limited Edition Print
- Goliathon 83 Raygun Pin
- Dr Grordbort's Rayguns - are they from a movie?
- Greg Broadmore
- Availability:
- SOLD OUT
- Dimensions:
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0.8" x 6.3" x 5.5" (H x W x D)
2 cm x 16 cm x 14 cm - Weight:
- 7.1lbs (3.2 Kg)
Cast from 100% pure Tremontium (tastes and smells a bit like metal in our atmosphere), Grordbort Industries' Universal Gun Stand is an absolute necessity in polite society.
We regret to admit that its conception was prompted by popular demand - something we normally address with loathing and contempt and generally treat with a fair measure of ignore.
Firstly - it seems not all armed gentry has sufficient mantle-piece acreage to house a growing collection of raygun transportation cases. We've been gently nudged with the business end of a thrusk tusk by several esteemed customers until we contrived something size-wise more suburbanesque.
Secondly - many a gentleman has been openly frowned-at (the nerve!) for resting still-smoldering wave oscillation contraputronica on the Louis XV, leaving the charred remains beyond restorability to intended form and purpose.
And as the saying goes - "three steps behind every successful sportsman trots a reasonably contented consort." Dr. Grordbort therefore sees it as his personal quest to remove any obstacles to a harmonious co-existence with these individuals of the unmistakably fairer, but ironically also completely unfair sex.
Pre-order your Universal Gun Stands now, and we will ship them with an assortment of fitment rods to ensure its compatibility with the entire catalogue of Dr Grordbort's full-size ray handguns, namely:
- The F.M.O.M. Industries Wave Disrupter Gun
- The Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector
- The Manmelter 3600zx Sub-Atomic Disintegrator Pistol
- The Victorious Mongoose 1902a Concealable Ray Pistol
as well as with the latest light-weight and super-wieldable Righteous Bison Indivisible Particle Smasher announced recently.
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Most useful user reviews
17/06/10
Gold Collector
A stand of many uses
The Universal Gun Stand is a solid and jolly heavy item!... Read more.
The Universal Gun Stand is a solid and jolly heavy item! Not only does it support the Righteous Bison, it has come in quite handy when crushing the skulls of those beastly Moon people. A quick rinse and it returns to supporting my gun! A most excellent purchase. Hide.
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28/06/10
Weta Collector
A weighty product!
A most excellent device for holding one's Righteous Bison firmly and... Read more.
A most excellent device for holding one's Righteous Bison firmly and proudly. Perfectly balanced, the weapon sits ready for both admiration and emergency use. Tip top! Hide.
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03/07/10
Gold Collector
Excellent...however...
In my opinion this admittedly fine and marvellous product could do... Read more.
In my opinion this admittedly fine and marvellous product could do with being just a *tad* heavier and longer at the base. I placed my Goliathon 83 upon it's mount and was alarmed at how precarious the combination seemed! It is probably the weight of the enormous raygun in question of course, as I believe the Goliathon to be the heaviest of all Dr. Grordbort's fine hand weapons of distinction. The stand does however deal with the rest of my collection most satisfactorily indeed! Hide.
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