The Rayguns: Dr. Grordborts Infallible Aether Oscillators, are a line of immensely dangerous yet simple to operate wave oscillation weapons.
Meticulously built to the exacting standards and plans of Dr. Grordbort, these weapons, bespangled in fine detail and with various (most likely quite dangerous) moving parts are the perfect addition to a gentleman's study or a deterring centerpiece for a lady's powder room or chiffonier.
These Rayguns will be limited edition pieces. We will be making only 500 of each gun worldwide, all of which will be handcrafted and made out of metal with some glass parts. Every Raygun comes with its own velvet lined pressed tin case, Certificate of Authenticity and an assortment of implements and crafting tools. Not only that, these weapons are a decent punch of metal - with each gun weighing in at over 7 pounds these are no light investment.
Ammunition not supplied (Phlogiston and Compressed Aether phials may be ordered through the Doctor's upcoming Contrapulatronic Dingus Directory)
Part Five: Trapped in the clutches of an horrendous Cave terror... Lord Cockswain's Mission to save his good servant M'Gulu concludes!
Part Four: Bazagthoth the Blinded has been summarily dealt with, but where is that confounded servant?!...
All four fullsize Rayguns have been captured by advanced photon receptor technology! Mash a button here to receive transmission
Those unrepentant American colonials have snatched up all of the Goliathons we've made available to them. Never fear, the Empire retains sufficient supplies to keep the upstarts in check!
(To our valued customers in the American colonies, more stock will be available to you around the middle of next month, and we will fulfil your orders as soon as the last remaining stock reaches your rapacious shores)
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