'Tis here - beware!

The Unnatural Selector - Miniature version is now shipping at the somewhat sensational price of:

US$99! - Get yours here!

This gun, Lord Cockswain's weapon of choice, is made from various metals as well as Venusian Worm Oak (a compound that contains traces of not actual wood...). It comes on a stand embossed as THE UNNATURAL SELECTOR.