The colouring-in department at Grordbort Industries, represented here by Sourisak Chanpaseuth and Jonny Brough have worked in the infernal fumes together for a decade. During that time, they've had their greasy digits on innumerable pieces of irreplaceable art and defiled beyond restoration more craftmanship than you could shake a stick at. Nincompoops!

Whenever you see a smudge on an otherwise pristine object, chances are that these guys have fiddled with it .

The brief

So when Dr Gregory-Broadmore and Prof Richardson-Taylor approached these two jesters for custom paint application to three beautiful Manmelters, they couldn't have chosen more unwisely.

The result is absolutely gobsmackingly horrific.

Three ManMelter 3600zx carefully removed from their protective cases and bastardised to evoke an array of different emotions:

• The White Devil
• The Yellow Peril
• The Crimson Curse

are truly revolting pieces of rubbish.