Fear the Moon no longer, presenting the Goliathon 800 Moon Hater Death Ray!

Since the dawn of time, Man has gazed wearily with fear and contempt into the cosmos. One luminescent beacon in particular has looked back, chiding and heckling us like a giant white space jerk, the Moon.

Now, thanks to the ingenious contrivers at Goliathon, we have at our disposal a means of heckling back and then some! This imperious metal behemoth will make a superb centre-piece to any laboratory or lounge and allow you to begin a well rounded bombardment of any Moon habitation you fancy, all from a comfy chair.

...or it would be, if you were less than an inch tall!
This Moon Hater Death Ray is in fact a scale reproduction of said weapon but captures every glorious detail of the legendary weapon

This intricate model will be highly limited and reproduced in metal

Pricing, edition size and release details will be made available in due course

Give that lunar eyesore some of the right stuff!

Point one end at the offending satellite and press the shiny red button!

range 238,56 miles!

Made from purest Tremontium! Or something...