09 Aug 07 In this week's heartwarming Testimonial, Jahukara Lowrg, a truly loving mother, provides her offspring with the best possible start in life...

Jahukara Lowrg, a fuzzy, mishapen asortment of limbs and lumpy bits writes in to describe her reasoned choice of one of Dr. Grordbort's products for her eldest offspring:

'Of course, upon receiving the Manmelter 3600 ZX, our young cub complained that he would be teased for such a small fragile looking piece. I assured him that it would be sufficient. I sent him out to do some practice in the fields with a group of his friends. He returned carrying twenty sizzling gray medium sized ruztlums. He and his friends said that he blasted them easily in less than 5 seconds. The ruztlums carcasses looked to be fairly intact and fired, so dinner was served.'

Discover what happened to the young sprog at Dr Grordbort's Testimonial page.