Dr. Grordbort's : Dr Grordbort's Silver Signet Ring

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Countless patent applications have been sealed with the crest of Grordbort Industries, so we therefore invite the minions of planet Terra to gawk at their own faithful replica of the good Doctor's prized trinket.

Cast in Sterling Silver, this exquisite piece not only enhances the appearance of most wearers, but also offers some protection against COR (Catastrophic Oscillatory Reflux) which continues to plague sportsmen who boldly decline protective gear and with admirable gusto apply their sweaty palms directly to the butt of their raygun.

Dr Grordbort's Signet Ring comes in three diametrical variations:

  • SMALL: US Size 6 1/2 = 17 mm

  • MEDIUM: US Size 9 = 19 mm SOLD OUT

  • LARGE: US Size 12 1/2 = 22 mm SOLD OUT

To obtain a good fit, please follow the instructions:

  1. Locate a strip of paper or parchment, the thinner, the better. And a writing instrument.
  2. Wrap the strip around the part of your anatomy intended for beautification. One generous lap will do the trick.
  3. Mark the paper at the exact point where overlappage occurs.
  4. Measure with a ruler the distance from the end of the strip to the marked point
  5. Divide the circumference by Pi (3.142) to mathematically ascertain the correct diameter of your limb
  6. Compare your result to the table above and choose wisely
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  • Dr Grordbort's Signet Ring
  • Dr Grordbort's Signet Ring
  • Dr Grordbort's Signet Ring
  • Dr Grordbort's Signet Ring

 

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Most useful user reviews

StingRay
03/06/09
Weta Collector
5 stars

Double Hazzah!

This ring is stupendous! My 12.5 ring is substantial with crisp deep... Read more.

This ring is stupendous! My 12.5 ring is substantial with crisp deep detail, shiny and OFFICIAL! It should grant you automatic access into many secret societies...or get you killed. Hazzah! Hide.

2 of 2 people found this useful.

Quatermass
04/06/09
Weta Collector
5 stars

Heavy Shiny!

Yes, my shooting hand does feel better, less numb, and more attractive... Read more.

Yes, my shooting hand does feel better, less numb, and more attractive to the ladies. This highly polished ring is perfect also for glinting blinding light into your foes eyes or in the unlikely event of fisticuffs will leave a marvelous mark wherever you strike them. As Stingray says "Double Hazzah"! Hide.

2 of 2 people found this useful.

lcummins
16/09/09
Weta Collector
5 stars

Magnificent!

Beautifully detailed, yet simple and graceful, this ring looks and feels fantastic... Read more.

Beautifully detailed, yet simple and graceful, this ring looks and feels fantastic and is worth every penny! Hide.

2 of 2 people found this useful.