After all the insincere yet highly believable lip service we've paid Grordbort Industries, F.M.O.M Industries and the unsavoury mouth-breathers at the Goliathon plant, a thought might have been spared us in their latest prank.
In our possession are two reels of dubious origin, showing off Cockswain, the old goat, on a genocidal mission to the environs of beautiful Venus.
One after another, the excellent sports species of Venus have met their maker in the cross-reverbulations of Cocky's infernal Blunderbuss.
Not to worry, though - we think we are closing in on the source of these atrocities.
See what you make of them, Ladies & Gents - please help us fill in the blanks. We think ulterior motives are on the deranged mind of this insufferable buffoon!
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